Tonteria

Immerse yourself in the vibrant world of Tonteria, a Mexican-inspired nightclub nestled in the heart of London’s Sloane Square. Born in 2012 from the minds behind Mahiki and Whisky Mist, Tonteria brings a theatrical twist to the city’s nightlife, enveloping guests in a culturally rich and energetic ambiance.

Step inside Tonteria and be whisked away to a miniature Mexico within London. The club offers a sensory feast, with visually stunning aesthetics, mouthwatering cuisine, and tantalizing cocktails at La Taqueria. Tonteria welcomes guests every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday from 11 pm to 3 am. Setting itself apart from the rest, Tonteria delivers an immersive theatrical experience that guarantees boundless amusement. Prepare to be mesmerized by award-winning parade shows and interior decor that transports you to the lush jungles of Tulum.

Indulge in renowned creations like the “Maya pyramid,” “lucky luchador,” or “tequila slammer” while exploring the shared cocktail menu, perfect for enjoying with friends. Relish authentic Mexican tacos from the tapas menu, lounging in your booth, sipping on frozen margaritas, and grooving to the live music set by the in-house DJ. La Taqueria opens its doors from 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm, allowing you to commence your evening with delightful cuisine and unique cocktails before transitioning seamlessly into the club for a night of exhilaration. Tonteria also boasts an impressive collection of Tequilas, including rare and elusive varieties.

Tonteria offers a range of options for personalized shows, making it an ideal venue for celebrating any occasion. The dress code calls for smart and alluring attire, with ladies expected to dress elegantly and chicly, adorning high heels, while men are encouraged to opt for stylish smart casual attire paired with fashionable footwear. Please adhere to the dress code guidelines to ensure entry and avoid disappointment.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20.

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 min spend, and the VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 min spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code for women at Tonteria is sexy and trendy, and, of course, high-heels. Men should follow the smart/elegant code with elegant shoes, and no trainers.